1...
Dirty water, brown
Puddles of spring to make me
Happy in my skin
2...
Oh bird, little bird
Smaller than I you are much
Let our game begin
3...
To eat some dog chow
Licking whiskers nice and clean
I am your best friend
4...
See what I can do
With tail and paws and good teeth
Life is beautiful
5...
Free to pee I am
Do not attempt this at home
Free to be I am
6...
Hello shoes
Leather, suede, fabric, plastic and heels
I rip you to shreds
7...
Hello kitty, kitty cat -cat
So mean to me
I rip you to shreds
8...
Hello juicy steak
Cook has turned and walked away
I rip you to shreds
9...
Racoon, coyote, many little mice
You tease and taunt
Turn me loose
10...
Ray of sunshine
Place yourself on the carpet
I sleep and sleep and sleep
11...
Wind, blowing wind
Softly caresses face
Whiskers twitch, eyelids flutter
12...
Unhappy, why lady so sad
I lick your face
Tears have gone away